AWS: releases a 4-seat SUV.
Tech thought leaders:
1️⃣ "Dammit AWS, this is too big for the 1 me to use to cross the street. Followers, this is shit, do not use!"
2️⃣ "Dammit AWS, this does not have the 56 seats I need to transport people. Audience, this is shit, do not use!"
AWS: releases a fun convertible car, good mileage, $50k price, super-comfortable.
Shitfluencers: dammit AWS, the trunk of this is so small. How can I carry 5 tons of fertilizer with this!?! Dear followers, this is a shit service, do not use.
AWS: releases high-performance sports car, 0-to-100 in 0.5s, max speed of 800km/h, street-legal, costing around $200k full-option.
Shitfluencers: dammit AWS, how can I use this to take kids to school?! It's too expensive! Followers, AWS is shitty and out of touch!
AWS: releases an electric pickup truck that can tow up to 30000lbs, 5000 miles range, $150k all-in price.
Shitfluencers: dammit AWS, this is so hard to use on the small streets of Paris. Horrible turning radius! Dear people trying to learn from me, this is shit, do not use.
AWS: releases a cargo plane that's 90% cheaper.
Shitfluencers: dammit AWS, why can't I get this straight out of the factory painted back and with diamond encrusted on the wings?! Followers, AWS is outdated and you should build your own planes — here's my guide on that.
AWS: releases a nice city e-bike, with integrated pants shield, comfortable seat, angel-like suspension.
Shitfluencers: dammit AWS, I can't even reach 200km/h with this. Even a Ford is faster than this!?! Dear people that look at me for guidance, this is shit, do not use.