Dependabot for 99% of my projects: ✨ 🥰 🌸 🍰 🎶 🧸 🥂
Dependabot for the 1% damn Node.js projects: 💢 🤬 💥 🔥 💀 😤 ⚰
Oh, I so wonder why folks end up hating security and automation. Of course they do when their first experience is a REPEATED PUNCH TO THE FACE!
Most projects: PRs opened, automagically tested, merged, released, sent to prod. Manual effort and human involvement needed like once a quarter.
Node.js projects: manual dependency unfucking needed pretty much every month. Or every week. Or every day if there's a thing happening