JavaScript is a horrible developer experience

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Dependabot for 99% of my projects: ✨ πŸ₯° 🌸 🍰 🎢 🧸 πŸ₯‚ Dependabot for the 1% damn Node.js projects: πŸ’’ 🀬 πŸ’₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ’€ 😀 ⚰ Oh, I so wonder why folks end up hating security and automation. Of course they do when their first experience is a REPEATED PUNCH TO THE FACE!

Most projects: PRs opened, automagically tested, merged, released, sent to prod. Manual effort and human involvement needed like once a quarter. Node.js projects: manual dependency unfucking needed pretty much every month. Or every week. Or every day if there's a thing happening