I asked the robot to generate a thread in dril style about lighter than air craft...
I hereby propose lighter than air flightcraft, similar to the blimps of yesteryear, but made out of metal, leather and the bones of small, low IQ animals.
Shove it in the sky and spray paint a pair eyes and a smiling mouth on it, like a business logo. #GetInTheSky
All the aeronautical engineers are gonna look dump rubbing their chins and squinting, completely baffled by whats going on.
Its gonna look like a piece of toast with a tray of eggs stuck in the middle, with tiny people shouting for their lives inside the cabin #SymbolOfFlight.
It has the potential to be the most graceful thing anyone has ever seen in their life. #GracefulFlight
Phones 'ding' as the blinding yellow sun rises and the airship ascends over the New York skyline.
Some people may even say "what is this?!?!" And they will be right to ask, because they've never seen anything like it before.
But I digress, the important thing to remember is, its going to be the lightest thing humans have ever dreamed of #LighterThanAir.
You heard it here first folks, the Lighter Than Air craft is gonna take off - watch this space! #TheSkyIsTheLimit