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When you get three dad joke books for Christmas, that's a sign...they want more dad jokes?
Examples: Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me. Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.
I saw my ex-wife across the museum hall, but I felt too self-conscious to say hello. There was just too much history between us.
Grandpa: I have a "dad bod." Dad: To me, it's more like a father figure.
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I work on words.