Geoff and Margaret's Retirement Tales

The phone rings. It's the lovely lady from the agency. "Your first job!" she exclaims. "Wonderful!" I reply. "Can you take a mixed age class, primary and secondary, in a town where all the schools have no staff?" "My pleasure!", I say. "You will also need to cook 267 dinners..."

Margaret has had "a very pleasant day" at the local May Fayre. She particularly enjoyed the Maypole routines. "I couldn't have done much better myself, Geoff!" Margaret would be more than happy to host or judge Strictly Come Maypole Dancing, should The Call come from the BBC.

Yep .... #TripleDenim..... Is too much Denim.... right??! 😬😬 #BackInTheLift #ImSorry