I wrote a parody of Warren Zevon's "Lawyers, Guns, and Money"
Too bad his genius cannot be deployed to describe our times.
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The subprime bubble busted
My hedge fund days were through
Found a CTO
In a college friend I knew
Thought I’d found a YC startup
Addicted to the risk
Send users, code, and crypto,
Find exits out of this…
I’m a malcontent insider
A jaded, cynic schmuck
Who’s seen the emperor naked
While he whines ‘bout his ‘luck!’
Yes he thinks it’s bad luck…
And I don’t give a f*&k.
Now I HODL in Hawaii
I’m a skeptical man
Send users, code, and crypto
Spend “winter” with a tan!
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