Look
If you had one spot, in all social media,
To say anything you ever thought up,
One platform,
Would you purchase it? Or just watch it sink?
He starts a frenzy, rich guy, cash a plenty
He bought like 9-percent-ish already, brash and petty,
Alerts us, and disconcerts us when he seems unsteady,
He takes over,
But he keeps on upsetting,
The old tech clouds, remote crowd disavowed,
He’s wealthy and proud, ponders his schemes out loud,
He’s joking now, wonder what he’s smoking now,
Checkmarks go out, 8 bucks, really? How?
Folks sacked, what brutality,
Oh, the audacity,
Oh, the pugnacity folks,
Is this fact or a hoax or just tightening scope,
The next act is keystrokes to catch flack and upvotes,
A stopgap ‘till they’re broke,
The stock’s backed with his hopes
The dev masses, disposing in droves,
Tracking their lines of code, that when he’s
Back cutting costs again, like
Some Greek tragedy,
Better adapt as an owner and hope he don’t crash it
He better mute himself, stay secluded, compose shit,
He owns it, he’s gotta pay the debts they owe,
He's gotta remove bots, and costs, get the cash to flow,
Still adds more value this month than Dorsey’s lifetime
He better mute himself, stay secluded, compose shit,
He owns it, he’s gotta pay the debts they owe,
He's gotta remove bots, and costs, get the cash to flow,
Still adds more value this month than Dorsey’s lifetime
The mold is breaking, it’s an org-chart reshaping,
No sinecures for the taking,
ESG? No more freeloaders, or slow coders,
The social justice warriors,
He didn’t order scores of “reformers”
His focus gets sharper, hastens departures,
He poses and posits
Sells Dogecoin and profits,
Roams the west coast, he’s known to construct rockets,
VC throws funds and he grows,
Promotes and deals closed, Bitcoin grows and nukes martians,
He road shows and barely knows his own products,
A CEO locomotive for progress,
The growth’s explosive, for sure, he schools scholars,
He moves on to the next code proposed,
Flaws exposed and shipped nada
So the shares get sold, the mob scolds
We suppose its improper, but the stock goes up,
To the moon, de dum, da, da
He better mute himself, stay secluded, compose shit,
He owns it, he’s gotta pay the debts they owe,
He's gotta remove bots, and costs, get the cash to flow,
Still adds more value this month than Dorsey’s lifetime
He better mute himself, stay secluded, compose shit,
He owns it, he’s gotta pay the debts they owe,
He's gotta remove bots, and costs, get the cash to flow,
Still adds more value this month than Dorsey’s lifetime
Middle age, tech bro sage, he’ll re-engage
Made his bones inventing PayPal, the golden age,
He was a dev in the beginning, but that’s all changed,
SNL host, then Rogan, and each front page
But he kept founding, like an entrepreneur centaur,
Hype-train conductor and bullshit detector,
Neuralink, sensors, monkeys, investors, goals
That he can’t repress, no siestas, jests
‘Cause he can’t assess beta tests for each company
‘Cause plans, idle hands, and fans don’t build Teslas
Hyperloop’s coming, ‘till then he rides Cessnas, this is success
And he’s pushing so hard, like some workaholic martyr
Taking slackers to the slaughter daily, plus
He’s a charmer, making sets of twins to father doling out his ardor,
Baby mama drama streaming on each
Feed, you think he’s Boring? He’s not,
Another twist of the plot,
He’s dishin’ out the insults, mocking the Thai rescue’s plot,
His Russian peace deal’s shot, workin’ from a jet or yacht
His Starlink links Ukraine’s fighters while he’s tweeting…
On the pot!
Solar city, he’s the chairman, panel bro
Making each batt’ry turn down for Watts
So watch the venom get hot.
Check shares he’s bought,
Would you rather a rich exec team that ain’t doin’ squat?
He better mute himself, stay secluded, compose shit,
He owns it, he’s gotta pay the debts they owe,
He's gotta remove bots, and costs, get the cash to flow,
Still adds more value this month than Dorsey’s lifetime
He better mute himself, stay secluded, compose shit,
He owns it, he’s gotta pay the debts they owe,
He's gotta remove bots, and costs, get the cash to flow,
Still adds more value this month than Dorsey’s lifetime
You can buy anything you’ve got the cash for, man